Ooh, are these... they are! Nenes! Oh my god, they're more accessible than I thought. I mean, so long as Mommy's here, there are nenes! How cool is that!
What's that? Oh, sorry, Mommy, I don't mean to be intrusive. But your nenes are right here and I can't reach them unless I go into your shirt. And... wait, what's this? A nene holster?! I don't approve! Guess I have to go under this one, too.
Oh, thanks, Mommy. I know you're just trying to relax and all, but I appreciate you giving me better access. Just make yourself comfortable. This front walkway looks nice. Now, I don't want to lie down, I just learned to walk and I want to do it ALL THE TIME. So how do we do this...
From the side?
Maybe if I twist this way... nope.
One foot in the air doesn't work, either.
Oh sorry, am I pinching you?
How about... yeah, your lap works, I guess. But first, lemme get that nene!
*latches*
*wiggles side to side*
*twists legs around until sitting*
*finally settles down*
Ah, that's nice. Wish I had known about this sooner!
Toddler nursing is SO MUCH FUN.
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